Once there was an ogre who lived in a swamp -

And his name was Shrek. He was big, green, and grumpy, and loved to live alone.

“And they also taste great on toast.” -Shrek

But one day someone arrived at his door

it was a mass of people who hated ogres. They wanted Shrek dead, so Shrek ran.

Then, Shrek came across a mysterious box, with the word “dell” on it

He opened it, and he saw a strange black box-shape which he had no idea what it did

There were many buttons with weird symbols on them on the bottom lid of the inside of the mysterious box. He started pressing all of them, and eventually, the screen turned on!

He say a mysterious screen, it says something about “pron hub” in orange and white letters.

There was this strange rectangle under the load of mysterious black buttons, and he started rubbing his finger along it. Then, he clicked it. This was just like a button. Then, he saw a video start playing on the screen…

He thought his dreams were real. He watched, and watched, and watched, until Fiona walked in on him watching it…

WHAT IN THE MURKY SWAMP ARE YOU WATCHING-

Fiona screamed at Shrek.

It turned out to be a farmer peeling some corn!

in the plains in ArchMC--

Fiona was furious at Shrek for watching corn hub, and she filed a divorce.

In the courtroom, Fiona and Shrek sat down. The case was about to begin. But then, on the big screen, a video started playing…