If someone gives me an epic rank, I'll buy 1k worth of rotten flesh and give it to new players. If someone's gives me a heroic rank I'll buy 10k worth of rotten flesh and give it to rich people. If someone gives me a mythic rank, I'll spend all my money on string and throw it all into lava. If someone gives me a majestic rank or a phantom bundle, I'll do a face reveal. If I get all of this, I'll fill in dox myself fully. (Full name, address, IP address, EVERYTHING)

no moron

Yes

Don't do it fr there are some psychopaths  out there