Smells Like Lag Spirit (Parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana)

Delta097 21 giu 2025 17:53 63

[Intro]
Loadin’ in — I'm laggin’ bad
Movin' slow, this chunk is mad
He bought rank, now he can fly
I just clicked — now I just died

[Verse 1]
Crate key spammin’
Server’s jammin’
Lag spike hit me
Void has bit me
Pay to win it
I ain’t in it
He’s in sharpness
I’m in stress

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh well, lag hell
Broke my base, LOL
Froze in place, can’t yell
Dropped my sword as well
Why’s he in full netherite?
Logged in once, no grind in sight

[Chorus]
With the spirit of P2W!
This ain't fair — what can I do?
He got gear from daddy’s card
I got stuck and died to shards
Yeah! Hey!

[Verse 2]
He’s got /fix and /fly too
I’ve got tools made outta poo
He gets keys and armor maxed
I get kicked just tryna act

Buy the win, ignore the rules
Server store just funds the fools
Broke and lagged, I try to shout
But the lag just times me out

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh well, no help
Mods just shrug, “go yell”
He paid, I fell
Now my loot’s for sale
Why’s he tanking all my hits?
Must’ve bought the rank with kits

[Chorus]
It’s the spirit of P2W!
Server froze — now what to do?
VIPs just flash and dash
I just watch my game go crash
Yeah! Hey!

[Bridge]
And I forget just why I play
When they just pay to rule the day
Spawn is filled with glowing names
While I sit with wooden frames

[Final Chorus]
It’s the spirit of P2W!
They don’t grind — they swipe right through
I just lag, and rage, and quit
They log in, and win with kit
Yeah! Hey!

21 giu 2025 17:53
TheExistant
TheExistant
Majestic Epic

more glaze than a glazed doughnut

21 giu 2025 19:01

he ain't a window

21 giu 2025 20:01
ImC00LZ
ImC00LZ
Tribute

a window? oh I guess title

21 giu 2025 20:02

if any of yall remeber this

27 giu 2025 19:08
_Shrek
_Shrek
Majestic Legendary

THIS ONE IS 1000 X BETTER THAN MINE LOL

27 giu 2025 19:18
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