The Glass Door Incident – Walking confidently into what looked like an open doorway but was actually just very clean glass. Bonus points if people on the other side saw it happen.

The Pole Betrayal – Turning to talk to a friend while walking, only to full-speed collide with a lamppost. The worst part? The pole never apologizes.

Revolving Door Struggle – Misjudging the timing and either slamming into the glass or getting stuck in an endless loop because you pushed too early or too late.

The Grocery Store Cart Slam – Casually turning a corner only to absolutely wreck yourself on a stray shopping cart. Even worse if a toddler is in it, staring at you like you’re the biggest fool on Earth.

Falling Up the Stairs – Defying physics by somehow tripping up a flight of stairs, usually in front of an audience. Bonus points if you pretend you meant to do it.

The Chair Betrayal – Going to sit down, only for the chair to not be there (or worse, for it to roll away just before you land).

The Sidewalk Faceplant – Tripping over absolutely nothing and looking back like, “Who put that there?!”

Escalator Wipeout – Stepping onto an escalator at the wrong angle and immediately regretting every life choice that led to this moment.

Automatic Door Fake-Out – Walking up to an automatic door with confidence… and it just doesn’t open. Cue awkward shuffling as you wave your arms at the sensor like a confused bird.

Bicycle vs. Stationary Object – Riding a bike and thinking, _I can totally squeeze through this gap_—only to collide with a bench, tree, or parked car like a Looney Tunes character.

The Tragic Water Fountain Miscalculation – Leaning in for a sip, only for the water pressure to either dribble out pathetically or blast you directly in the face.

Door Handle Snag Attack – Walking past a door handle, only for your clothes or bag strap to get violently yanked back, as if the door has declared war on you.

The Backpack Physics Fail – Turning around too fast with a big backpack and absolutely annihilating someone (or something) behind you.

Vending Machine Betrayal – Punching in your snack selection, watching it get stuck, and then aggressively shaking the machine like a caveman who just discovered technology.

Earphone Cable Catastrophe – Getting your wired earphones caught on a doorknob, violently yanking your own head back like a cartoon character.

The Sneaky Chair Tilt – Leaning back in a chair just a little too far and experiencing a near-death moment as gravity betrays you.

The Rogue Table Corner – Walking past a table, only to absolutely demolish your hip against the corner, making you question why pain exists.

The Car Door Miscalculation – Trying to close your car door smoothly but accidentally slamming it so hard that everyone in the parking lot now fears you.

The Sidewalk Tango – Trying to dodge someone walking towards you, only for both of you to awkwardly mirror each other’s movements in an infinite loop of social disaster.

Oof

fr oh and i got hit by the attic stairwell lol liek abt 30 mins ago while i was dashing upstairs into my room with very slippery socks on i forgot i wasnt a ghost, tried to stop, got hit in the head and fell flat on the floor. :)

fun :) totally

#Relatible

lol fr tho i think i just am going to do horrible on the quiz tmrw my brain is ahh