34 pages someone beat that

holy shit

oopsie

yeah ummmm ;-; that was long lol but i did read the pages lol

I thought I might aswell lock it now and just wait

lol thx that was so annoying lol

I lowk got bored Ik who did it I’m getting them up banned

LOL SO FUN

Title: SimplyHimSir Becomes Gay and Twerks to CaseOh on a Stripping Pole: A Cinematic Awakening

In a digital age oversaturated with half-baked controversies and influencer drama, one man has risen—cheeks first—to deliver the cultural reset we didn’t know we desperately needed.

On a seemingly average Tuesday night, the Twitch stream started as expected. SimplyHimSir, clad in his usual hoodie and gamer headset, was mid-rant about skill-based matchmaking in Fortnite, when something… shifted. Maybe it was the sudden drop in Wi-Fi latency. Maybe it was a whisper from the universe. Or maybe—just maybe—it was the bassline of a CaseOh track sneaking its way into the background like a seductive siren in 808 form.

Without warning, the screen flickered. The lighting changed. Neon pinks and deep purples spilled into frame. And there it was—center-stage in his gamer den—a freshly installed chrome stripping pole, glistening with potential.

“I blacked out for a second,” he later explained on X (formerly Twitter). “When I came to, my hoodie was off, glitter was everywhere, and my hips were moving like they had a mind of their own. CaseOh had me in a chokehold.”

What followed was nothing short of legendary. A full, choreographed twerk routine—feet pointed, core engaged, soul activated. Viewers in the chat were stunned. Emojis flew like confetti. Someone donated $69 and wrote “YAS KING” in all caps. Another user simply typed “THE RIZZ IS REAL.”

By the time the beat dropped, SimplyHimSir had climbed the pole like a seasoned pro, executed a clean spin, and descended in a split so powerful it cracked the algorithm. TikTok clips spread like wildfire. Edits popped up within minutes: slow-mo thigh slaps, glitter trails added in post, and one remix where every twerk matched the beat of CaseOh’s "Booty O’Clock."

The internet was never the same.

A New Era Begins

Soon after, #SimplySlays trended worldwide. Fashion Nova offered a brand deal. CaseOh himself duetted the clip with a stunned “Yo.” LGBTQIA+ Twitter instantly welcomed him with open arms and sparkling memes.

“It’s not just about twerking or being gay,” SimplyHimSir said during a heartfelt follow-up stream. “It’s about self-expression. It’s about embracing the rhythm that lives deep inside us all—right between the cheeks.”

He then winked and did a smooth hip roll that caused several fans to reportedly faint.

What’s Next for The Booty Prophet?

In the days since the Awakening, as it’s now known among fans, SimplyHimSir has leaned all the way in. His Twitch channel has pivoted to “Just Chatting & Pole Acrobatics.” His merch drop, “Glitter & Grippers,” sold out in under two hours. Rumors swirl of a live tour featuring a pole dance retelling of Shrek 2 (unconfirmed, but deeply hoped for).

As for CaseOh?

“I didn’t know I needed a pole-dancing tribute from a gamer bro,” he posted. “But I’m inspired. The studio’s calling.”

I WAS THE REASON THAT WAS MADE LOL

yorlost, i am being serious, it was xiaoling he is such a scammer and i swear just him tagseller rock137 asiansensation and hauntwave should get banned

Yeah bc you scammed

here we go, yea xioa is owg, untill admin says otherwise

Yep

ok on god owg is not xiaoling xiaoling goes to my school bro how can he be owg and i not know about it :sob:

i can beat that EZ

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… Artifical Intelligence to respond to you as well, Mind You