Pls :D

“A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word 'definitely.' To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. A student in the front raises her hand and says, 'The sky is definitely blue.' The teacher says, 'Well, that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy.' Another student says, 'Grass is definitely green.' The teacher again replies, 'If grass doesn't get enough water, it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either.' Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher, ‘Do farts have lumps" The teacher replied “no billy what does that have to do with what we're learning?”  billy sat up and replied “then I definitely shit myself.” hope this made you laugh. XD

barthmolomew poopy wet farts the 18th

Why was the party ending?

Because someone suggested ‘Die With A Smile’

im not good at this, kinda stuff