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This is a competition for the funniest jokes!

Write down jokes you know 1 to 3 jokes in ONE post.

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Once you post, you can't post again!

The Funniest player so far: Kingmc_

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The funniest joke wins something secret.

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If I see spamming or any posts of memes, I'm canceling this.

1. I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.... My boss asked what companies?
   Gas, water and electricity.
2. How can you tell if a Redditor isn't a native English speaker? They'll inform you after three paragraphs of professional English.
3. So I put a giant map of the world up on the wall and gave my wife a dart. I told her wherever it lands is where we go on holiday. I guess we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

1- what should you do if your puppy isn't feeling well = take him to the dog-tor

2- why did the gym close down = its just didn't work out

3-why did a student eat his homework =because his teacher told him its a peace of cake

What is the worst type of land - tp traps

Best lands- minigames

But best but worst guy- PureG

JimboNimbo the 3rd one is actually good ngl

1- Why did the cow avoid the farmer? Because the steaks were too high.

2- What country loves marathons? Iran.

3- A mine collapsed yesterday and killed 113 people, and fixing the situation was very rocky.

1-Why did the chicken cross the road? To cross the road. 

so funny right

1. I wasn't close to my dad when he died, which is good because he died to a landmine.

  2. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
 
  3. Knock Knock, Who's there?
Nobel.

Nobel who?

There's no bell so I had to knock.

1. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back
2. At a party, a woman scolded her husband, saying, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?” He shrugged and answered, “Why should it? I keep telling them it’s for you.”
3.  A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees the dog from a distance and cautiously thinks, “Hmm, this guy looks edible. Never seen his kind before.”
   The lion starts rushing toward the dog menacingly. The dog notices and begins to panic, but just as he’s about to run, he spots some bones nearby. Thinking quickly, the dog loudly exclaims, “Mmm… that was some good lion meat!”
   Hearing this, the lion abruptly stops in his tracks and thinks, “Whoa! This guy seems tougher than he looks. I better leave while I still can.” The lion retreats cautiously.
   Up in the treetops, a monkey witnesses the entire scene. Realizing he could gain favor with the lion, the monkey decides to spill the truth. He swings down and tells the lion what really happened. Furious, the lion growls, “Get on my back! We’ll deal with him together!”
   The lion and monkey rush back toward the dog. Spotting them, the dog panics again but quickly comes up with another idea. He shouts loudly, “Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!”

WHY ARE GYATS SO BIG :((

1. I'm a photographer of myself. You could say I'm selfie-employed

2. What's the best way to get in touch with a fish? Drop it a line
 

3. A duck walks into a pharmacy and walks up to the counter. 'I’d like some Chapstick,' he tells the pharmacist. 'How are you going to pay for that?' the pharmacist asks. The duck replies 'Just put it on my bill.

Most non-funny players:

Creeper_pro

Regame

Maybe next time?

Why was the party ending?

Because the song ‘Die With A Smile’ was suggested.

im not good at jokes