Could someone possibly be an amazing player and help me out?

I would love to have Epic rank ($2.00 USD), or at least the “ONE" ($1.00 USD) tag.

That would be amazing of someone to get me one of these. 

Thank you for your time reading this.

Yours, VGTV1

PS Please respond to this message if you'll be generous to help me out.

PPS I'm unable to pay with the methods that I have, but if someone could, I will pay them $5.00 USD from a Microsoft Gift Card. I'll have to give you the card number if you do. This is not a scam, I promise. If you know me as a player, you'd know that I don't scam people.

TO WIN THIS GIVEAWAY, IT IS THE FIRST PERSON TO GIVE ME BOTH THE “EPIC” RANK AND “ONE” TAG!! IF YOU ARE SMART, YOU'D REALIZE YOU ARE ACTUALLY MAKING $2.00!!

If I was smart- tbh a Microsoft gift card that's worth 5 dollars isn't a lot.

I understand, but you using $3.00 USD in total for me, I would give you $5.00 USD. See how it makes sense?