Roast my Spotify

Oh, (my name not revealing), with a playlist as confused as a toddler in a room full of furniture. Your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis happening at 23, where you're desperately trying to prove you can connect the dots between emo rap and post-grunge, while simultaneously wondering if you accidentally clicked into a Hot Topic sale. I mean, the only “melodic” thing here is the sad echo of your tough guy act as you blast Trippie Redd’s “The Grinch” like it’s the soundtrack to your own life’s misfortunes. Is there a genre called "whine rap"? Because you’re one sad song away from starting one. Your top artists list looks like the lineup for an emo revival party that nobody asked for. XXXTENTACION and Juice WRLD, huh? Seems like you of all people seem to be living your best life by indulging in all things angst while sporting the energy of a kid who still thinks “Happy Birthday” is a chart-topping jam. But hey, nothing says "I’m down with the struggles!" like blasting Polo G while contemplating your favorite way to wear black eyeliner. Seriously, your vibe is giving off “I’m one rejection away from a deep, philosophical TikTok” energy. And let's address your most played songs—congratulations on curating the world’s saddest, most sketchy karaoke night lineup! “Luv Em All” and “Voo Doo” may just have you spiraling faster than your love life, while “Something In The Way” feels like the perfect theme for those long hours you spend contemplating why no one ever associates broccoli with breaking up lyrics. It seems you’re going for the full package of emotional turmoil through music, which is great, because it perfectly complements the emotional turmoil of having to explain your entire Spotify listening history to anyone who dares to swipe through. Keep it up, Zach; this awful symphony of self-pity is an art form only you could master!

LIKE BRO THIS IS NOT TS IM LISTENING TO BRO

bro you know how to put photos right？

do you know it from my topics?

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Beno! by playboi is so tuff

"How I see yo ass from the front" -We Need All Day Vibes, 2025, MUSIC, Playboi Carti

noooo….. ;-; actually ive been listening to beno! for the past like hour