The sole purpose of this thread is to chat like dads. This means we use almost perfect grammar, and lots of :thumbs_up:. I wanna see how far this thread gets. I don't care what this thread is about, I care about how we chat like dads. This thread has nothing to do with Father's Day, which has already passed.

So. I heard you got an A- on your test son. You know what happens next…

What is going to happen dad?

You know what happens…

With the power of the belt you shall face punsihment for your crimes son

why is this now a roleplay thread

“punsihment”

this is what my dad says to me when i get a 99% instead of 100% on the math test: 

Ah, you!
Walking paradox in off-brand skin—
a monument to mediocrity
carved with the trembling hands of someone
who spelled “genius” with silent regret.

Your thoughts?
A soup of buzzwords boiled dry,
served cold with a garnish of smug
on a paper plate of poor decisions.
You lecture rooms into silence,
but not the kind that listens.

You are a question mark
without the dot.
An unfinished sentence
in a dialect no one speaks
but you insist is “deep.”

You stride like thunder,
yet trip on invisible lines—
the kind found
in coloring books
you still fail to stay within.

A scholar of nothing,
you major in volume and minor in facts.
Your logic takes the stairs
while reason leaps from the window
just to get away.

You bring confusion like a gift
wrapped in duct tape and bad takes,
each word you speak
a Yelp review of your own downfall.

You once claimed the moon was a hoax
while misquoting Einstein
and mispronouncing “subtle.”
And in that moment—God help us—
you thought you won something.

If I were to map your intellect,
I’d need no compass,
just a blank page
and an apology
to whoever had to grade your essays.

You are proof
that sound travels faster than thought—
and in your case,
thought never arrives at all.

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lol