Personally, I blacked out twice, still dragged myself to track practice and the meet, had a full-on cartwheel and back handspring battle with my friends (because why not?), absolutely nailed triple jump until my friend yeeted me into the sand, turning me into a human sandcastle. Oh, and hurdles? I was doing great… until I got cocky, raised them higher, and absolutely obliterated one mid-sprint because the turf betrayed me. 10/10 execution, 0/10 survival. So, after a whole day of questionable decisions, I was just hanging out with my friends, feeling like I survived the worst… until I got voluntold to carry a cooler that was way too heavy for my 80-pound self. This thing was 150 pounds, so I was basically trying to drag a small car across the parking lot. I start walking looking like a confused zombie, arms shaking like I was holding onto my life and about 10 steps in, I felt my legs start to wobble like they were ready to completely bail on me. Every step felt like the cooler was getting heavier, and the ground? It was not my friend. I hit a tiny dip in the grass, and it was like my feet just decided to give up. I swear, I went into a slow-motion fall—like, one second I was upright, and the next, I was sideways, feet tangled in the cooler straps, and my arms just flailing like they had no idea what they were doing. My friends are dying laughing, but I just kept going because I’m too stubborn to quit. Then, the fence. I don’t even know how it happened, but I think I misjudged my angle (or just didn’t care), and I ended up running right into it. I didn’t bounce off like I was in a cartoon—I just crashed and stumbled like I was having a mid-life crisis at 13. I thought, “Okay, I’ll recover,” and kept dragging the cooler. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, I made it to the bus, but of course, the stairs weren’t going to let me off that easy. I was halfway up when I slipped on the first step, caught myself, but then my foot slid off the next step so, naturally, I had to catch myself again by slamming into the side of the bus. The cooler? Nowhere to be found probably on the bus floor chilling. And well I still got 5TH IN THE DISTRICT FOR 800M AND WE WON THE TRACK MEET :))))))). I guess it wasnt all for nothing.

https://youtu.be/Etam16Bx3VI beating 2 hackers in lifesteal

Built a snowman without any gloves on ;-;

Fell down the stairs bc somehow i got convinced i was gonna fly by my idiot friends. This was a 5am so i was half asleep and didnt think things through… now i broke my left broken… Now that i think abt it it was kinda stupid. Dont judge me i was half asleep

I was playing minecraft survival and tried to make a diamond bucket

didn't hold shift while bridging in bedwars

I was swimming at the beach that was like 40 ft deep ;-;

Deciding to exist =(

Still not sure why I made that decision

going out in -13 degrees celsius with a t-shirt and shorts :-: 

idk why i did it, almost froze

Tried to play volleyball with a frickin 10kg medicine ball. Did not end well lmfao

gave my nandaka mask to my brother and somehow it disappeared….

lollll

Phoure frrr

hi princess

AHH NO

Plum thats horrible i can barely build 1 with gloves on LOL + cookie crazyyy + Fenty LOLLLLLL

Ok well 

so

uh

yesterday

i was backing my car out of the driveway

and I was gonna like turn around in the driveway (it’s a big driveway ) and uhhh I accidentally backed up too far and barely hit a tree XD no damage tho but still kinda stupid (btw it was like 5 am)

xD

I did it for 15 minutes, gave it a double chin fr

lolll

Deciding that going to school sick was a good idea